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Bug, Spider and Insect Jokes and Riddles

  • Writer: Ka Hana Pono
    Ka Hana Pono
  • Jul 13, 2013
  • 1 min read

Two flies are on the porch. Which one is an actor? (The one on the screen!)

What is the biggest ant in the world? (An eleph-ant!) Why was the baby ant confused? (Because all of his uncles were ants!) What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee? (Bah-humbug!) How do bees get to school? (By school buzz!) Why do bees have sticky hair? (Because they have honeycombs!) What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee? (A wallaby!) Why did the bee go to the doctor? (Because she had hives!) What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot? (A walkie-talkie!) How do fleas travel from place to place? (By itch-hiking!) What are caterpillars afraid of? (Doger-pillars!) Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance? (Because it was a moth ball!) Two silk worms were in a race. Who won? (It was a tie!) What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose? (I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it!) Why are spiders good swimmers? (They have webbed feet!) What did the spider say when he broke his new web? (Darn it!) Why are frogs so happy? (Because they eat what bugs them!) What did one frog say to the other? (Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!) Why was the mother firefly unhappy? (Because her children weren’t that bright!)

 
 
 

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